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1) Lazy stadium night
Catfish on the mound.
"strike
three," the umpire said,
Batter have to go back and sit down.
CHORUS: Catfish, million-dollar-man,
Nobody can
throw the ball like catfish can.
2) Used to work on mr. finley’s farm
But the old man wouldn’t pay
So
he packed his glove and took his arm
An’ one day he just ran away.
3) Come up where the yankees are,
Dress
up in a pinstripe suit,
Smoke a custom-made cigar,
Wear an alligator boot.
4) Carolina born and bred,
Love
to hunt the little quail.
Got a hundred-acre spread,
Got some huntin’ dogs for sale.
5) Reggie jackson
at the plate
Seein’ nothin’ but the curve,
Swing too early or too late
Got to eat what catfish serve.
6)
Even billy martin grins
When the fish is in the game.
Every season twenty wins
Gonna make the hall of fame.
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