1) Mutley, you snickering, floppy eared hound.

When courage is needed, you're never around.

Those medals you wear on your moth-eaten chest

Should be there for bungling at which you are best.  [chorus]


CHORUS:


So, stop that pigeon, stop that pigeon

Stop that pigeon, Stop that pigeon

Stop that pigeon,  Stop that pigeon

Stop that pigeon, Howwww!

Nab him!  Jab him! Tab him! Grab him!

Stop that pigeon now.



2) You, silly, stop snickering, it's not worth the chance.

For you'll be returned by the seat of your pants.

And clunk, you invent me a thingamabob

That catches that pigeon or I lose my job.
[chorus]